dream gig.

I interned as a writer for a Marketing & PR firm back in the day, drafting press releases and writing copy for ads and such. It was probably the most boring thing ever, trying to be "creative" about an insurance company or a bank. Insurance and banks are boring, people. Just plain boring. There's not much anyone can do with 0% APR and all that bonkers stuff banks tell you before they gobble up all your money and collapse.

I would LOVE being a writer at Modcloth, though (I'm not sponsored by them - or any other site - I just really like their stuff).

The "Cognac West Boots".

"Listen, I'm really happy for all the other boots you own, and you can wear them later, but you need to know - I am one of the best boots of ALL TIME. I work harder, make ensembles better, zip up faster, and my heel is stronger than all the other boots out there! Just slip me on, pop in the 'Cognac West Work It Plan', and my perfectly rounded toe, faux stacked wood heel, and gold-buckled ankle strap will get your outfit lookin' riiight! So, you've got a party tonight, and oh, you're so excited? Well, toss on a fierce frock, don me on your feet, you'll be able to get down, girl - go ahead, get down! Snap me up now, 'cause you can clearly see, you'll never find any boots better than me. I'll keep your boot love locked down. "

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BEST. COPY. EVER. I could totally do that, right? I've got oodles and oodles of writing experience. And I will work for cute dresses (or just this dress... and this one). So, y'know... call me! Oh, and hey, just in case you didn't know, it's my birthday today (since it's officially December 1st in Korea - has been for 9 hours). So... yeah. Okay? ;)

I'll post about my birthday dress later!